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This blog is 80% laugh until your eyes water,
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By the way, I'm Josie.

Aug 1st at 12AM / via: powerranged / op: shrugging / 29,494 notes

221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t

221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t


Aug 1st at 12AM / via: freethegoodvibes / op: fevra / 398,349 notes

fevra:

have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else


witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy


Jul 31st at 2AM / via: hilarity-at-its-best / op: lepus / 154,348 notes

10knotes:

newyearnewhummus:

HEY LITTLE GUY IF ANYBODY EVER TELLS U UR DUMB DNT BELIVE THEM BC U GRADUATED I COULDN’T EVEN DO THAT GOOD JOB LIL ANIMAL


Jul 31st at 2AM / via: greed / op: uglygirlsclub / 450,911 notes

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you


iwannagiveyousomethingbetter:

If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.

iwannagiveyousomethingbetter:

If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.


Jul 31st at 2AM / via: damn-funny / op: theclearlydope / 41,495 notes
theclearlydope:

He’s got my vote.
[via]

theclearlydope:

He’s got my vote.

[via]


Jul 30th at 2PM / via: renvoyer / op: llost-in-paradisee / 60,029 notes
renvoyer:

following back everyone

renvoyer:

following back everyone


Jul 30th at 2PM / via: bowlcunts / op: 6ood / 139,952 notes

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow